![]() 05/10/2016 at 13:00 • Filed to: YES I GET THE IRONY | ![]() | ![]() |
Yeah I said it! after at least 5 posts on the first page of OPPO about old hometown photos I’ve decided to throw my hub cap in the ring and run for President of OPPO.
If elected I promise to contain theme day posts inside ONE GOD DAMN THREAD LIKE THE RULES SAY.
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After going to lunch, coming back and finding the first page of oppo consisting of 40% theme posts and one post reminding people NOT to do exactly that, only to have more people do it
immediately after
... You, sir, have my vote. And as I am a self-appointed SuperDelegate my vote is equal to 1,000,000 internet votes so, pretty much, you’re a shoo-in.
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Like most pollitical claims, I don’t believe you
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I was going to complain, but then I saw the tag.
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MontegoMan! I would vote for you all day every day
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Second layer of irony: this post illustrates exactly why people don’t adhere to the one-thread rule. They want their post to get attention, and a reply to someone else’s doesn’t grab readers nearly as well. Not saying it’s a good reason, just a reason.
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The election is over. I won.
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Oh it’s completely true, it was just a golden OPPOrtunity.
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Like most political claims there’s never been any reason to provide proof they’re achievable.
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That’s what I’m talking about!!!
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That’s the system working like it should!
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Dibs on running your PR section to cover up any scandals or baby mama’s that may appear.
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Hmm.
What experience do you have in PR?
And I’m a 1 woman 1 car brand guy.
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I’m so glad the tag was noticed.
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I’m calling for a coup d'état!
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I’m calling for a grand coupe.
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My PR experience is when needed I can ramble like a politician having a stroke long enough to distract people from the issue at hand and focus their attention on something completely different
Most people are, doesn’t mean you won’t have crazy ex-gfs appearing or other women claiming to have had your baby.
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M6? Nice!
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You’ve made your case. Welcome to the team.
You must go purchase a Mercury or you’re fired.
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BMW M6 Gran Coup D’état
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My first order of business, get me a Bernie Mac suit, and handle the press how I see fit
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Vote early and often, eh?
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Irony noted. Filed under “Possible Future Traitor” in the OPPO mainframe. Long Live Great King Rolland!
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PLEASE
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god damn I forget how good that movie is!
Guess what I’m re-watching this week
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You better tell him not to Tread on ME
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I’m treadin’ HARD
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I even have my own Don’t Tread on Me snake